タイガー・ウッズが大画面でプレイさせてくれた
That’s right. Tiger Woods is practically my best friend now. He invited me to his $80 million indoor golf arena, otherwise known as TGL on the Sofi Stadium or Sofi Center. I can never remember which one it is. You still don’t believe me that me and Tiger are boys? Look, here’s a video of me dapping them up. Just kidding. I’ve never met Tiger Woods. But I did get a call from TGL the other day and they said, “Hey, we’d love to give you unrestricted access for 2 hours. Basically, a private rental, a private TGL rental.” and we’re interested if you’d want to come up and uh and just mess around. So, we are at TGL again with my boys JP and Matt from Parard. We got a bunch of different stuff we’re doing today. Some closest to the pins, some 2v1s, uh a couple of trick shots from the second floor balcony. See if one of us can do it. It’s probably not going to be me. It’s going to be one of these two guys, but all right, we are playing pick your plunder. It’s you have three options. You can either hit it dead straight up the middle or you can go down the lefthand side or you can go down the right hand side. And it’s me and JP versus Maddie. Matty Yaps. So, our strategy, um, we’re going to probably take the left side. Oh my gosh. All right, we’re good. Oh my gosh. Barely. I don’t think I could go for It’s 250 to carry the water and it’s tight. So, I’m just going to have a little layup right around here. If he doesn’t get it there, if he if he catches it a little on the plus side. All right, I’ll say the same thing about you, man. You just can’t get in his head. You just can’t do it. Oh, it’s going left. Oh, in the bunker. I’m going to try and lay something up 200 y. Perfect. Oh, it’s hooking. It’s looking like a Oh, wow. No sit. No sit in the gym. That was the one thing we didn’t think about. What kind of golf balls are these? Can I get some? You see the elevation? Oh, be so good. Be so good. Go. Go. He’s He’s trying to look and see if there’s like a little piece of something he can put to te the ball up. You know, like in the little ridge in the Yeah. I mean, I see one. I’m just not going to tell you where it’s at. The shot clock. Yeah. That’s right. Shock lock would be an interesting choice. Straight into that. Interesting choice. Oh, he does it. That is so good. Oh my gosh. Are you kidding? Still haven’t won the hole yet though. Bogi is going to make far more and you’re going to miss. So, we’re good. Just or farming over here. That’s wild. Okay, it’s going a little bit right to left. I’ll go actually. Sorry, what? Right to left to right. Okay. I was like, there’s no way. That’s got to go. Go. Oh my. Oh my gosh. I got scared there for a second. It was almost a bar. That was such a good If I hit it, it was in. That was good. Right in there. All right. Well, so far the only person who doesn’t have a W is Berdogi. We are playing horse, but instead of horse, it’s going to be par. P A R just to make it so it doesn’t last as long. The only difference is normally in horse, if you make the shot, the other person has to make the shot. Instead of that, it’s going to be whoever doesn’t make it in two. back a little bit. Smell you later. See you over there, pal. There he goes. Try to play it smart. He missed it. He didn’t hit it. My bridge right. I can’t believe that didn’t turn. Hole number two. Matty thinks that somehow someway he’s going to be able to stop this on this platform, get it to just barely dribble over the edge and not go all the way into the bunker. This is very downhill. See you there. That shot choice was criminal. That was That was wild. That was a crazy shot. That is good. That looks real. Stop. All right. No way. All right. There we go. All right. Right here. Down slope. To a tucked bin. Oh my god. That would have been perfect. That was going to be perfect. I’m just going to try to get it somewhere on the green and then sink a nasty long putt. Oh, that’s nice. No, it just needed to stop on the hill. I know a lot of these look like they’re just standard up and downs, but you have no idea how fast these greens are. They’re rolling at like 14s. like a guy like me who doesn’t put a lot of spin on a chip. Dude, these are tough shots. So, I’m honestly just happy that I’m still somewhat staying alive at this point. But, uh yeah, it’s hard to chip off of this grass. It’s hard to get the ball to stop on there. Like, I have a a whole new appreciation for these guys when they’re actually playing in the league uh trying to hit this green. Like, this this is tough. I know it doesn’t look like it on camera, but trust me, it is so hard to get that ball to stop. All right, good ball, Maddie. Good ball. We’re going to just try and just get it to drip over the hill and just take it in that way. It should have enough speed if I get it over the hill to make it to the hole. Oh my god. There’s no way. You got robbed. You got robbed. My odds of making this shot from where it originally was in the bunker significantly higher. But from here, this is very tough. I’m going to try to hit something. Most likely is going to end up four feet in front of me in the bunker, but I’m going to try. Oh. spin on that though. Oh my god. I don’t know how you got that to stop right. Next shot is going to be make it hard over the hill. They have to get it to land on the platform and then dribble up close to the pit. This is a very tough pit. Oh my gosh. There it goes. All right. Anyone’s anyone’s game. I saw a turn at all. So JP either has to make this to win outright or lose to share first place with Matt and then I still get third. I will do anything to make sure Matt doesn’t join. It is. There it is. Good round. Never a doubt. Good round. Take I got a little lucky there. We getting off. What was that? We’ve never done a handshake like that. I don’t know. I know. It felt weird. Let’s Let’s never do that again. Watch three idiots try to make a trick shot at TGL. More like one idiot in two really good golfers. Uh there’s a reason why you’re only going to see one or two shots from me and the rest are going to be from them. I I gave up pretty quickly because I uh was very nervous about damage to property. The chairs and the tables up there, they’re uh they’re they’re very close to where you’re chipping. And I didn’t hit any of them. We’re hitting from up there. I got it. Oh, one. Oh my gosh. That basically sums up my trip to TGL. Um, absolutely love going there. I’ve been lucky enough that I’ve gotten the call a few times to uh to come out there and come play and make some content. So, thank you so much TGL for the opportunity. But, uh, I just wanted to say one last thing, and that is subscribe or three putt the rest of your life. And check out bdogi.com if you want to get your merch. New hats on the shop right now. Get an out.
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