Kevin Hart Caddies 18 Holes For Me (I have to listen)

Kevin Hart Caddies 18 Holes For Me (I have to listen)

This is Kevin Hart and today he’s going to become my new caddy. Hey Bryce, what are we having social time or weing? Like what are we doing? The whole Okay, so what I want you to do, I just want you to listen to me because I saw it in your face. You almost questioned me. Welcome to Caddyy Talk, my brand new series where I’ll be searching for the world’s best celebrity caddy. I just need Kevin Hart as a caddy and my wedges get good. I mean, that’s a birdie. That’s easy. And you know how we got there? And you know how we got there by paying attention. [Music] The format is simple. Kevin must get all my yardages, pick my clubs, and read every single putt. Throughout the season, we will be tracking whose caddy skills can lead me to the best score. Each guest will also have the chance to contribute directly with celebrity shots. Today, Kevin will have three to use whenever I mess up. You think I want to make you do push-ups? You think it makes me feel good? Nope. Why am I here? To help me. To what? To How do you help me? Help you, man. Hey, do me a favor. Why don’t you whisper that next time instead of embarrassing me? How do I do it? I just I just know what I’m talking about. Welcome to Caddyy Talk episode one. [Music] I want you to feel something. That’s That’s a That’s a thick grip. It’s pretty big. Yeah, that’s that’s weight. That’s That’s aggressive. Let me put my glove on. Do I put my glove on right now? Yes, you do. I think I brought 75 gloves just so like when I come out. Okay. Yeah, cuz my whole thing was like how do I look when I’m out here? Right. I’m one of those guys. Aesthetics. You want the aesthetics to be right. Yeah. Just like how do I look? That’s nice. I like that warm up. Right. Let’s see it. Let’s just go. Let’s give it just smack this ball. How many yards is out here? Just with before I hit this thing. Uh, plenty. Tell me what you think about my setup. This is what I’ve been working on. This This looks good. Okay, that’s fine. That’s strike. So, you hit the ball. That’s number one. So, like this. Watch. Ready? I’ll be honest with you, man. I can’t even see that ball. Let’s see what you got with a driver here. You putting it on something on the T? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Put on the tea. Let’s see what you got. I’ve only been golfing. This is my sixth time. That’s it. That’s number six. Yeah, that’s pretty impressive. It’s sixth. That’s That’s pretty good swing for six six times. I’m a natural athlete, man. We know that. I will confess I have not been using the driver, but I’m going to use the stuff that I’ve been taught. Okay. To try to swing the driver correctly. So, I’m going to assume I should have more distance. Most important thing in golf, just be an athlete. Get up to it. Up to it. And just swing it as hard as you can. Do you do motivational speeches? I can. You should. I’m about to pump this right. Okay. Here we go. It’s coming. Yep. Let me see here. Oh yeah, that was a practice swing. Let’s see a good swing here. Come on. It went right there. Be comfortable with the grip. I got the grip. Just smoke it right in the middle of the face. Come on. Smoke this [ __ ] right now. Here we go, baby. Yeah, dude. I was pumped. That’s only That’s my By the way, that’s the sixth time. That’s my sixth time playing. That’s really good. That’s my sixth time playing. Break 50 is next. Huh? Break 50. It’s not a challenge. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Whatever that means. So, there’s a couple times in this series where we’re going to be doing some unique interesting things. One of them is he gets a celebrity shot. Two of them. Three. He gets three celebrity shots to save the day. So, if I mess up Yeah. like on a putt or something or a drive or whatever. You have the chance depending on when you want to hit it to hit that shot for me. Three celebrity shots. Three celebrity shots. Oh, you’re goal. Let’s go. Yeah. You’re goal. I’m ready. Oh, man. You got a Yeah, we can help you out. 465 yards starting out, huh? That’s right. Okay. I mean, look, a driver is what most would use, but thing is, do you need your driver as hard as you hit the ball? I don’t. You don’t really need your driver. But again, it’s all about shooting the lowest score. So, this is a par4. So, it’s all up to you. My five. Go with the five. Five. Five wood or five? Five wood. Five wood. Go with the fivewood. Okay. Yeah. Let me see what the green is. Just bushell it. Kind of grass is this. Oh, yeah. What does it say? I’m honest with you, man. I can’t see [ __ ] It’s 324. What do you press? Where’ you power button? Yeah. Oh, I see it. Yep. It’s 324. Should be perfect there, I think. Oh, yeah. That’s pretty good. Yeah, I think uh that’s right in the middle there, partner. You sure you’re in the middle? Here. Here’s my question. Do I have to find that ball? Look, I think the most important thing is knowing the yardages, right? So you have to ask me how far I hit my shots. Okay. So at the top of it, what’s your range? Like how far do you hit your driver? My driver flies 330. So I can start letting you know how far each club goes. So between your driver uh right now me coming out the gate and suggesting the fivewood. Was that a good suggestion? That’s a great suggestion. It was very great. Yes. Is this us right here? It’s perfect. Oh my god. I mean this is good. There’s nothing better to This is really good. It’s amazing. Okay. He’s doing pretty good already. That’s really impressive. All right. So, this is saying Yeah, it’s the bottom one. It’s the bottom one. It says 1883. 153. 153. There you go. Cuz you might be catching the back the the the trees behind it. So, you always want to go with the shorter one. So, I mean like a typical person, anything like in that 150 160 range, we’re talking about a seven. A typical person. But what do you what like Well, I you have to ask the right question. That’s right. So, what do you typically What do you typically How far do you hit with your seven? Uh, my seven goes 205. 205. No, 215, actually. We don’t need that. We don’t need a seven here. So So would you go with your would you go with your pitching wedge? Pitching wedge is 170. 73. 173. Yeah. So would you go with your 56? Yeah, it’d be Oh, 56. So I’ve got a 45. You got a 45? How far do you hit your 45? 45 is 160. So that’s pretty I think that’s pretty accurate. Okay. All right. We’ll go with that. Yeah, let’s do that. Let’s go with your 45. Wait, do I need a 45? Oh, that’s a good shot. Oh, come back. Go. Back, back, back. Oh, it didn’t spin that far back. Dang. All right, we’re right there. By the way, I’m I mean, I’m crushing out the gate, right? Like I can I knew. Is that enough? You decide. Well, okay. That’s good. Golf is a weird game, man. It’s such a dichotomy of having so much fun and being incredibly pissed off at the same time. And it’s having us reverse. What does that mean? What’s happening? Because it geoenced. There you go. Okay. So, stop talking to me like that. Like I know what the [ __ ] that is. What is geofenced? A lot of accidents happen on a golf course. They do. Flipping golf carts. Flipping golf carts. People getting hurt. You know it. Oh, you’re the cat. Grab your Grab your putter. Yeah. Grab your putter. We’re putting it. I got it. Okay. Matter of fact, hold on. Where’s Do I need Let me get my Just so I can see the range that we’re dealing with. Okay. Even though it’s close. One little tip. Take a towel. Okay, there we go. I need the towel just because I’mma kneel down and stuff. No, no. So, so normally caddies have a towel. They clean the ball. Oh, yeah. That’s right. All right. 13 yards. 13 yards. But you know what? Yeah. It’s breaking down that way. Yeah. You got it. Okay. See, he knows the basic stuff. That’s great. I know the basic stuff, man. That’s awesome. I also have common sense. That’s your line, right? I like that starting line, right? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Are they a little quicker? Is it Is it uphill? Downhill? I think it’s downhill. Perfect. Okay. I’ll play a little downhill. Yep. It’s my first put for a second. Hey, shut that [ __ ] up. We’re putting What the man? I got you, buddy. You’re the man. I got you. Come on. Break in. Break in. Break in. Break. Break. God damn. Oh my gosh. That’s God. Holy. Shut the front door. It was fast. I told you it was fast. That was ridiculous. You got to listen to me. I think I think it’s going right for sure. Yep. Yes. Okay. Yep. That’s perfect. I like that. These greens are fast. Well, I told you. I Oh, I should I should have listened. It’s my fault. Get in there. Get in there. Go. Perfect. Get in there. Good par. Great job. That’s a good par. That’s what I’m talking about. Let’s go. Turn it off. Let’s go. Okay. Listen, what I’m going to need you to do is pay more attention when I say something like do do what I’m saying. I’m sorry. Okay. Or you’re firing me if I don’t listen. I’ll drive. Let me drive. Cuz you don’t need to be driving. Okay. All right. Perfect. I almost Hey, I don’t know who’s up there, but I almost punched that guy in the face, too. I’m just going to start listening to you now. Just start. Listen. Grab me a cover. Put the cover on. That’s right. Good stuff. Yep. I got it. Stop doing too much. Now, number two. This is the Valley Course North Ranch Country Club, which is very nice. Let us come out here today. This is sweet. Oh my gosh. Par4, 390 yards. All right. Hold on. They don’t have the break. That’s perfect. No, no, it’s perfect. It’s already done. Okay. All right. Just making sure back here. Yep. Huh. That’s how you know where the T is. That’s right. That’s good. Well, hold on. Let me locate the goddamn flag. Where’s the So, we’re starting here. Yep. I mean, I want you to get in this area. Okay. So, last one you said your your fivewood. How far do you hit your fivewood? I had a 275. 275. Let’s go fivewood. Okay, there we go. Let’s go like right. Get it over there. Get it over these trees. Get it over there. Over these trees. Yeah. All right. Perfect. That’s too far right, I think. Maybe. Come on. Get left. All right. We’ll see where that is. See where we go. Let’s see where it go. We’ll see. Uh, it’s your birthday, so at some point I feel like we have to drink, right? It’s your birthday. Aha. I got it. Got lucky. I got lucky. I pushed it just a little bit, but it’s fine over there. We’re fine. It’s going in between 59 and 114. Yep. So, which one is it? It’s saying 114. Okay. 114. All right. So, I think we’re going back to your 40. Uh, was that a I got 45. A 45. But that goes My 45 goes 160. What’s your 60? Uh 60 is 105. We’re going 60. We’re going 105. All right. You hitting it at 105 doesn’t sound realistic. I see this going about 110. Here we go. 110. I’m going to I got to smoke this. That’s a great shot. Go right away. I know what I’m talking about. Go. I know what I’m talking about. So, what I want you to do that’s a that’s a whole Okay. So, what I want you to do, I just want you to listen to me because I saw it in your face. You almost questioned me. That’s a close listen to me. Bryce, what we have to We have to agree right now. We have to agree right now that you’re just going to listen. Okay. Like seriously, like the whole eye thing that you just gave me right now. Not good. I’m listening. Okay. Yes. Let me do my job. Like I told you, let’s go 60. And you double tipped me. You was like, you was like, well, and I was like, don’t do that. Okay. Don’t do that. I mean, we’re talking about hold. Why are you driving? Come on. Come on. Seriously. Hey, let’s focus. Let’s focus. Get in the game. All right, let’s go. Wow, that was almost a hole in one. That was really good. That was a really good shot, man. I’ll take it. It’s impressive. Thank you. Holy cow. Oh my god. Are we going to attribute this birdie to Kevin? Thanks, Kevin. Had nothing to do with you. Nope. See, he I didn’t do anything. I need a T. Can I get a T? I got it. Thank you. My voice cracked. I’m 32. I almost pulled a hammy. Yep. Should I run back? What are you doing? What’s that? So, fixing the pitch mark. Okay. So, where it landed. Okay. Fixing it. All right. What do you see here? I mean, it’s not a lot of I’m not getting a lot of break. Okay. I’m not seeing anything. I think this is pretty much a little straight ball, man. That’s how it’s done. That’s it. That’s how it’s done. Okay. You know what you did? You know what you did just now? I listened. You listened. All right. That’s what you did. And that, by the way, that’s what the audience is going to walk away with. Okay? What makes what makes a good golfer is a golfer that listens to his caddy. A golfer that listens to his caddy, processes the information that’s coming from his caddy, and then puts that information to action. That’s what makes a good golfer. Right. Yep. Doing what you want to do ain’t going to get it done. That’s right. I got you. How often do people’s homes get hit with golf? All the time, dude. Yeah. That’s up. So, I think we are right here. Right. We’re back there. Okay. Let’s back up. 188 yards to the pin. No, 175. 175. Part three. Yep. This is part three. Perfect. Oh man, this is this is an easy hole for us. Okay. Okay. We’re We’re dancing. What should I hit? Your pitching wedge was 175 is my pitching wedge. Was your pitching wedge? Yep. Do you want me to shorter or longer? What was under that? Uh 160. Let’s go 160. I want I want to go I want to go with a smaller. I’m going to try. I think Kevin Hart might have just fixed your wedges probably. Just swing as hard as possible. I feel like you’re gonna smoke this ball and I feel like in you smoking it, the ball’s gonna definitely be on the green. I think with your 175, we would have overshot it. How How far is it right from here? Oh, 197. Hold on. Hold on. All right, then we’re we’re we’re going to another club. Okay. Okay. What What do you want me to hit? Let’s go to the to the one above. Yep. So, that’s one that’s 175. Yes. Uh okay, let’s go that one, I believe. Hey. Hey. Next time, let me go get the clubs. You’re doing too much. Okay, go get it. Well, well, I said next time you’re there. All right. All right. Like, if you already did the job, I can’t do the goddamn job. If you don’t want me to goddamn do my job, then don’t bring me out here, man. About to smoke this. Somebody get the grill. I mean, do I know what I’m talking about or do I know what I’m talking about? Go. Please get there. You’re right there. What do you mean? [ __ ] Oh, maybe right. I smoked that. That was a great shot. I got to believe. I I believe I believe if I get one more question, I’ll be honest with you, I’m walking. How do I do it, right? The magic man. I don’t know. I just I just know what I’m talking about. What’s your What’s your nickname? Little feet. No. Well, besides that. Uh Lil Swag the Kid. Uh Mr. Box Office pay-per-view cuz you got to pay to see me. There you go. Okay. Pay-per-view for the caddy. I got to pay to get a caddy. There you go. Pay-per-view. Oh, I don’t know. Ow. Don’t say I got it. It’s okay. I got it. I believe in you, though. We need a putter. We need a pin. Before we do anything, we’re going to clean this ball off. Okay. Okay. We’re going to see if we marked up the the green and we need to fix it. All right. With the with the tea. If so, I brought one just in case. Oh, wait a minute. Holy. Wait a minute. Now, you got to remember swinger there. Got to remember this is fast. Okay. Right. Yeah. Got eight yards. 10 yards. Okay. 10 yards. Breaking right. Yeah. I’m seeing like up over here, dude. starting like starting up here and then letting it trickle in. I’m not seeing that. Okay. I’m seeing something different. Okay. Perfect. Here. All right. Break. Hold. God damn it. That was a good putt. I’ll knock that in. Son of a gun. Did you do what I asked you to? I did. I just didn’t hit it hard enough. It was a little too slow. It didn’t go fast. Yeah, I did. I already talked about the the the the strength and hit before. That’s my bad. I feel like we should have discussed that, right? Yeah, but talk about the strength and hit. Like, hey, what am I hitting? How hard am I hitting? Uh what are you suggesting? And then maybe I give you a little information before you do what the you want to. What are we doing here? Kevin, we got a little something for you. These are questions from the audience that we’re going to have you ask Bryson. Oh, nice. For a brand new segment. Oh, okay. Called Bryson Gets Cooked. Bryson Gets Cooked. So, I’m getting smoked here. Question. I’ve never seen this, by the way. Question from the fans. That’s right. This is really good, man. By the way, good for you having the fans. All right. Well, appreciate it. Appreciate it. All right. Why does it look like you have a stick up your when you putt? By the way, I saw that. I saw that. Yeah, I saw that. So, all right. Is uh is this is Rory Rory Mor is Rory Mural a better golfer than you? I beat him at the US Open. Yeah, but he did beat me at the the Masters. Son of a [ __ ] Uh, you missed the cut at the US Open this year. How did that make you feel? Question the people want to know. Pent up. Pent up. Um, just a quick question. Are these Are you sure these are your fans? Um, it could also be Chase. It could also be nice. Nice. Nice. Okay. All right. What’s the favorite role? What’s your favorite role you’ve ever played? A favorite role I’ve ever played? Yes. This is going to sound crazy because it’s it’s cliche, but the movie I got coming out 72 Hours. Oh, really? Yeah. It’s the first time it’s like a crazy R rated comedy. It’s a more modernday version of what Hangover once. Outside of that, I would say wedding ringer is one of my favorites as well. Um, About Last Night. Very funny. I watched some of the old scary movie once. Those are great. Young young Kart Young Kart Anthony Anderson. All improv, by the way. No way. All improv. None of it was Donald. None of it was Donald. That’s unbelievable. and Anthony and all the don’t touch me, the rapping and all all of it. All in profit. Let me look at my Let me look at at the golf. Let me see what this thing says we at. All right. 484. Holy cow. All right. But it looks like Let’s go to Let’s go to big guy. Okay. Let’s go to big guy. Let’s do it. I’m down. I feel like I feel like we’re hitting pretty much a straight ball. Not a lot of turns in this one. Yep. Got to hit a good ball. Let’s go straight up the goddamn middle. Okay. We going to treat this like a train. Going to go straight. A lot of smoke. A lot of caddies don’t have slogans. I do. Nothing better than the summer day without the summer. Think about it. I mean, get left, left, left, left, left, left, left. That’s right. Oh, that’s my bad. Where’d that hit? I heard a trick. Got to get lucky. Yeah, I think we got to get lucky. I pushed that. Let’s see who we are. Give me the club, please. So, six times in the golf course. What kind of got you into to golf? What really sparked that interest in golf? It was an accident. An accident. I frowned upon the game for a long time because of the amount of time that the game takes from you. But then I get out there with some friends, they finally got me to go. Okay. We take like this golf trip. Mhm. Not only do we go, but I end up falling in love with the idea of the game because I never process the simplicity of the game, but the difficulty and the mental the mental challenge that you’re in with self. So, I’m a I’m a competitive person, but there’s there’s nothing better than competing with myself. Yeah. So, what’s your favorite sport? What you what do you love? Basketball, football, volleyball, volleyball. You know, you want to talk pickle ball. I mean, I’m a freaking nature. Okay. You know, and I know I know shocks people. People are like, “Oh, wait.” Because of his size, but what you don’t realize is that I’m I’m probably one of the most proportional short people you ever met. Like a lot of short people, their body doesn’t really go together. It’s like a long torso and like a weird weird arms or some [ __ ] like that, right? Or long legs with a little back. Like everything is proportional there. All right. Here we go. I got it. I got it. I have a tiger. Ah, it’s okay. No, it’s fine. We’ll figure this out. It’s good. Let me see where we are first. What do you got? I got 142. All right. I got some tree trouble here, too. Yeah. So, I think I want to go. If I was your height, that’ be perfect. This is 142. What goes 160? Which one is your 45? We got to remember I got no back swing, too. So, I need to hit something that’s got less loft. And I’m not allowed to hold the trees for you either, right? No, that’s cheating. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I’m do something crazy here. Uh, sit down. Well, don’t worry. Stop there. Stop there. Stop there. That’s fine. Yeah, I guess it’s out. It’s out. Get out of the What’s your super strength? Uh, my little chip shots around the green, actually. Super strength. Well, super strength is driver, putter, and chip shots around the green. And and when it comes to like drawing the ball or hooking the ball like off the tea, with that information, you can pretty much do either. I can execute it normally. Yes, that’s great information. But that was one of those 5% times I just didn’t draw it around the corner. Okay. So, it’s my bad. Okay. How far we got? First of all, we’re getting somewhere with accountability. Huh? 50 yards. 50 yards. Perfect. 50 yards. Is that help? Should be right there. Should be. God damn it. Almost made it. Left my towel. Sugar. Sugar. God. Shut the front door. God damn it. All right. Where does that stuff come from? I got to know. Sugar. Yeah. I got to know like where does that stuff come from? My dad My dad when he was trying not to cuss, he would try to substitute other words, but a cuss word always followed all the words anyway. So matter. Yeah. You got shut the damn huh the goddamn pickles and pineapples with the cuss in the middle of it. I feel it going this way to the right. To the right. Yeah. Yeah. Something like that. Yeah. Or just follows that line. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right, Kevin. This is for you. Got to do it. Get in there. Get in there. Oh my. I mean, give me the goddamn club. Celebrity shot. All right. I need my putter quick. That’s what I think I’m going to be. I think I’m going to be like the the Naroya golf, right? A little little feisty. I like it. All right. Now, what I’m going to do is listen to myself. Okay. and knock it in. Right. Same shot. Oh my gosh. I should be a caddyy. I said halfway. I told him where it was breaking. I told him what to do. He didn’t listen to me. And then he gave me a celebrity shot and I had to show him what it was. It’s not that hard. What a par. I mean, what a par, Kevin. All I’m saying is just listen to me. Pay-per-view, baby. Pay-per-view. He wants the record. He wants to set the record and keep it. Set the pace and be the best. Gravel par4, I think. Yeah, it is. Yeah. Part four. All right. We’re going to have to go back there, see how far it is. You want to go back there? You want me to go back there? No. No. I’ll go look. You don’t move. I won’t. Let’s get bucked up while we wait. Yeah, I need one. I put two in there just for us. Okay. Oh my gosh, we got some chocolate milk. I want to try sour buck. The white deer. I’m going to do the white white gummy deer. This is the uh buck Hey, what are we having social time? Are we like What are we doing? I’m I’m getting bucked up. Okay. Did you ask? No. Sorry. Did you talk to me? No. Can I get over here? Can I get bucked up? Let’s talk about the shot. Okay. No, man. I’m feeling I’m feeling your five again, man. My fivewood? Yeah. But you said your five was what again? It’s 275. I got 3-wood, too. 3-wood goes farther, too. What’s your 3-wood? My three is 300. This is 3wood’s best club. Yeah, it is. 300. Yeah. Let’s go 3-wood for sure. Can I have it? Your sevenwood. It’s like a little break. Little No, no, no. It’s to get It’s literally to get some energy so I can drive the green. So, you can drive the green. Yeah. Yeah. It’s a par forward driveable hole. Energy with you. Cheers. You like chug it? Just a little zip. Yeah, I chug it. Let’s see it. Oh my gosh. Go time. I’m ready. Let’s go. 3-wood back here now. Hello. Nobody knew that golf is so goddamn invigorating. No, it can be. It’s 338. Yeah. No, still you still. You still like 3wood? Yeah. Little bit of a draw straight at the pin. Get left just a little bit. Go left. No. Come on. That should be fine, though. Yeah, that’s fairway, I think. Just past the bunker there. Just past the bunker. Yeah, I believe that’s good. That was a good swing there, partner. How am I coming off from just a place of knowledge so far? Well, you’ve actually done a really good job. Seriously, like it’s it’s pretty awesome. When did you realize you wanted to go into comedy, man? Ah, get off of me, you son of a [ __ ] It’s a net. Oh, yeah. Uh, it wasn’t a kid. It was 18. No, 17, 18. Okay. I was working as a sneaker salesman. My staff team, wait. Sneaker salesman for for what sneaker? City Sports of Philadelphia. Oh, okay. Yeah. I was like a I was just I was probably like the best sneaker salesman ever. But I was doing it and then my staff the people that I was working with was like, “Yeah, be funny as [ __ ] You should try doing standup.” And right around the corner from my job, we had like an amber tonight. uh uh uh amateur night comedy club and I was like, “Fuck it, I’m going to do it.” And I went, wrote some material, fell in love with the lights, fell in love with the laughter, and I never looked back. I got lucky. I discovered what I wanted to do by accident. That’s amazing. I got lucky. Very cool. That’s awesome. All right. Uh let’s see what we got. This here, I feel like you’re chipping. Another one of those 60s. You’re you’re grabbing your the highest lofted club. 60. It’s a 60. Okay. This is 52. 52 yards. All right. We’re getting down. By the way, this is what you do. Well, this is this is your favorite. Yep. I’m expecting a dance here. Okay. That means put me on the green. Mhm. The dance floor. [Music] Hot damn. Slow down. Slow down. Good. Get in. Slow down. All right, we’re good. Let me go get a putter. Let me get a putter. Yep. I got to hustle. Drive it up there. I got to hustle. I’ll drive it. I’ll drive it. I just need Kevin Hart as a caddy and my wedges get good. What’s the Hey, Kevin, can I get a tea? Jesus Christ. My bad. Hey, do me a favor. How about you whisper that next time instead of embarrassing me. My bad. If you need a tea, I’ll get it, but don’t make it look like I’m not prepared. No, no, no. I got your tea. Thank you. You did a great job there. I’m going to keep one in my back pocket just in case so next time you ask for one. I forgot the towel. God damn it. Perfect, dude. Great birdie. I mean, that’s a birdie. That’s easy. And you know how we got there. And you know how we got there? Bying paying attention. Okay. All right. Let’s go. Two under. Two under through five. Six goes in the hole. Yep. No, I was going to do that. I was making sure everybody else was okay. All right. Oh, yeah. You’re going to put that back in there without the goddamn cover. No, sir. Give me the Can I have a Can I for two seconds? Can I just for two seconds? Excuse me. What What the is happening? Why are you such do everything? I know. What am I here for? To help me. Okay. So, if you’re taking the clubs and you’re putting the clubs back in that goddamn bag, then what am I here for? What am I here for? Moral support. Okay. But am I supposed to be a caddy or not? Caddy. Yeah. I I got you. Do you have me? I got you. Do you have me? Yes. If I see you put another club in that goddamn bag without me, we got a bigger problem. Okay. You understand? Yes, sir. Stupid at this point. Kevin’s trying to set the standard. I know. I mean, Jesus. You want people to see this and and and go, “Wow, he really did it. He was really doing it.” Or or do you want them to see it and go, “Man, Ryzen basically does everything himself.” What the the premise? I mean, I mean, see what it’s giving from back here? Yeah. I mean, I’m assuming a three, but if it says it’s longer from back here, where where do you prefer to come up from like 50 yards is totally fine. 50 yards is good. Everything doesn’t need to be smashed to capacity. No. Down to the pin. You want to play smart golf. This isn’t long drive, right? Smart. Oh, we got one more. Holy crap. Whoa. This is saying 427. Yeah, this is still fine. You want to come up? You want to come up 50 50 to 60 yards short? I think three would We’re fine. I think three was great. [Music] Pretty good. Where’s that? You’re still right right in front of Right, though. Yeah, right in front of that bunker. Yeah, perfect. You’re right. You think you’re better than me? Well, I got the zoom, so I got an advantage. Issue. What’s your issue? How about you whisper that to me so I can say it. I mean I mean Jesus Christ, Chase. So, yeah, if you got that type of information, clearly you see I’m struggling to find a ball. Whisper. Oh, nope. Nope. You I’m not doing anything. I’m not I’m going to walk. I should start walking. I was waiting for him to put this in the bag. No, I didn’t. I didn’t. You know what would happen? You would have had to do 50 push-ups. See, consequences are what brings change, right? People get to doing things incorrect. Well, you know what? They need to be penalized. Penalized. How do you do it? All right. Well, here’s your consequence. You put another thing in that bag. You owe me 50. It’s flat out. How much How much you work out? Every day. Every day. What’s your max? Uh, do you do like bench, squat, deadlift? I’m 46. So, trying to do your max is stupid at this age for sure. Uh, I’m just a consistent workout, but in my prime, I was benching 245, 250. That’s good. with reps. But I’m uh working out is Can you go across here or No. Uh we can drive out there actually. You sure? Are you sure? I’m positive. People don’t know how to drive are the ones that nine times out of 10 go in these bunkers wrong and their carts tip right to left. Blows the car up. Me. Well, it’s a completely different story. No, you’ve got common sense. Don’t touch a club. Say what we’re going to get. Not 135. 135. 135. And I can hit it shorter, too. Like I can hit it now. It’s telling me 99. Why does it do that sometimes? Because it’s you’re hitting behind the flag. You’re catching the numbers behind the flag. What’s your What’s your 60? 60 is 105. Let’s go 60. Okay, let’s go 60, but let’s take a little off it. Okay. So, in other words, this is a car. We’re not going to floor it. Got it. You’re going to take a little off the gas. Just a bit. All right. Yep. Come on. Hopefully. Is it still rolling? Oh, am I talking to my self? 15 ft. I mean, what the was that? Jesus Christ. I mean, what, guys? Do we all need to have a meeting out here? Like, are we on the same playing field or not? Oh, in the cart. Uh, that’s another thing about golf, too. The ambiance. Mhm. The peaceful ambiance. It’s very, very nice. A nice setting. You, your friends, you go out, you have a good time. I just got to I just got to I don’t want to even get to the courses until I’m done like getting my swing together and we’re training. Oh, yeah. All right. So, we’re breaking down that way. Okay. I like that. Just a little bit. Yeah. Just a little bit. Not a lot. No. Pretty straight though, huh? I want to go right right in here. It’s not It’s not a crazy break. It really smooths the Right. We can get like right This line right here. It’s a little little little little break. Okay. You don’t need much. Yep. Got it. You don’t need much. You saved me on the other hole. It’s time to knock it in. Oh. Oh, that’s good. That’s good. Let’s go, baby. That’s great. Great read. Great read. Great. Y’all are playing insane. That was awesome. Okay. But you know what you did there? You listened. Okay. But what you didn’t ask me is how much steam should I put on the ball? again that’s my fault like and that and that’s just a question by the way I just want you to get in the habit of asking that question even if you think you know I might say the same thing that you’re thinking maybe we go back and forth about it but what it provides is confidence right I mean I’m I’m getting more confidence as we go on right because I’m watching you execute but more importantly I’m watching me deliver Yep. I’m watching me deliver. Says 200 from here. So up there it’s gonna be 20 yards up. So 180. That’s not working. I don’t know. But we got the bush now. Let’s go. Yeah. Let’s go. Let me We got the We got the uh the laser. The laser. Forgot what the is called. Ooh, this a sick hole, I think. Oh, we going right there. Yep. Part three. Oh, this is this is easy. Part three is going to be simple. 190. Yep. Uh [ __ ] You said your 60 is what? My 60 is 105. 105. That’s your six. Your your six. So, I’ve got seven iron, eight iron. No, your seven was My seven’s 215. Uh 9 iron’s 185. Let’s go nine. Let’s go nine. But don’t don’t put the max on it. Well, nine’s 185. How far did you say it was? This is 190. 190. But I feel like you’re going to crush it regardless. But like like I’m not looking for you to overshoot the hole. No, but it’s better than being short, right? Yeah. Cuz you don’t want to be in the water. Water’s a stroke penalty. Well, you’re not going to be in the water. That water is like 15 yards off. Yeah. So, you’re not going to be in a water. That’s true. It’s common sense. It’s a little Oh my gosh. I did it again. Get right. Oh my god. It’s in the water. Oh, it’s my bad. What did I ask you to do? Oh my god. I just said to you I said put a little goddamn draw on the ball. Did I not say that? You did. So, why do we end up over there? cuz I’m an idiot. Do it again. Tell you what, I didn’t come out here to put seeds in grass all goddamn day. What are we going to do different? I’m going to draw it. Thank you. Yes, sir. Yeah. Thank you. Unbelievable. Thank you. Why did I just do that? Well, I don’t know because that’s what I asked you to do the first time. Did I not ask you to do that the first time? Yep. But because you didn’t want to listen, I’m out here fixing grab. By the way, still rolling. What did Kevin say? Put a draw on the ball. What does he do? The opposite. What’s the ball do? Splash. I told him where the [ __ ] water was. He said he knew where it was. Obviously, we’re not looking at the same goddamn thing. Cuz if he was, he would go, “Oh, yeah. I see why you’re saying put a draw on the ball, Kevin. That’s what I’m going to do. Why the [ __ ] am I here?” Okay. Yeah. We’re still in a good place. Yep. Get my towel. You have a pen or do you need one? No, I got one. You don’t see too many caddies with flare. Little pizzazz. You don’t see a lot of sleeveless shirts on the golf course. Yeah. This, by the way, trends setter. Why does Kevin play with no sleeves? Because Kevin’s got guns. When I’m driving the ball, I want you to see what the I see. H. That’s for sure about 10 yards. I can eyeball that. Uh, yeah, that’s about that. I got walked it off at seven. What size shoe do you wear? I’m 11 and a half. That’s why. Okay. I count 10 by my size. Got it. Eight and a half. I’m getting 10 yards. Break. Break. Break. Break. Son of a gun. That was a good roll. Oh, it’s not good when he starts getting pissed. Grab a pin goddamn tail and tell me it isn’t pork. That’s a double. Give me the goddamn club. Yep. Give me I’m saying what to do. Every time I say what to do. Give me perfect. I don’t know to shoot low. I guess I don’t know. Huh? I guess I guess my success today means nothing to you. No. Okay. Clearly it doesn’t. It does. Clearly I’m talking to myself. I must be talking to myself. I I I have to look around and there’s nobody here to receive any of the information because you’re doing the opposite. You’re doing what you want to do. Why am I here? To help me. Tell me. Tell me again. To help me. To what? To caddy and help me. Help you, man. I get it. Let me do my job. Okay. It’s a [ __ ] show out here. God damn. If I wanted to come to an independent golf course, I would went to public safety. Focus up, Bryson. Come on. This is a I mean you you me man me. 481. Whoa boy. Pretty much a straight ball though. Yes, sir. That’s where you get it back. Pretty much a straight ball. Let’s go driver. Let’s go to big boy on this one. Let’s go to driver on this one. Kevin, how far we got over that bunker on the left. Not the far left one, but the one you can see just the first one or the second one? Second one. The far one. That right side top lip is 288. Okay, perfect. Why Why did you ask that? Are you using that bunker as a guide? So I can fly that bunker. Uh-huh. So I’m going to go just right of it, I think. Okay, that’s what I think. Which draw are you putting on the ball? Are you putting a Yeah, it So it’s going to draw right to left. Right to left. Yeah. Cuts going left to right. Okay. So I’m going to hit a big right to left draw. Okay. God damn. Is that good? That’s great. Perfect. That’s great. I’m focused. Locked back in, dude. Come on. Got to get locked in after that. Oh, we got to get that double back. That’s pretty impressive. That’s the first time I got to see who the he really is. Where’s that club at? I got to do 50 push-ups. 50 push-ups, buddy. We don’t have all day for these push-ups, son. We got golf to do. I will not put my clubs in my bag. I will not put my clubs in my bag. I will use my caddy. Yes, sir. I will use my caddy. I understand why I have a caddy. He is here to help me. My caddy’s here to help me. I am not Superman. I do not have to do it all. I do not have to carry all the bags because I have helping hands around me. I will use my help. If you do not understand it, your arms will be [ __ ] bleeding by the time we’re done today. Yes, sir. You won’t have no goddamn shoulders. 50. You’re have to start wearing the sleeveless shirt like Kevin way. Out of the way. I’m making it a thing. I can’t believe I put that club back in the bag. I was focusing so hard on not doing that. I bet you won’t touch another club. Nope. Not even going to touch it. 184. 84. 184. All right. It’s into the wind. Play a little longer. I do not know how these push-ups are going to affect me. No excuses. They didn’t affect you at all. Oh, it did. It’s okay. It’s way out to the right. We’re chipping. Mhm. We’re chipping. Let’s get that bush nail out. See what we got. 34 yards. 34. 34. 34. I’m going to land it a little short. So, I’m going to play it like 26 27 yards. Just over the bunker. Yeah. Take a little off of it. Good shot. Ah, that’s perfect. Oh, it’s a little past. A little past it. It’s okay. Little past it. What you see here, partner? Uh, breaking down to the right. Yeah. So, right here. Right in here. Okay. All right. This thing should be pretty fast. How fast do you think it is? I mean, it’s dice. This is This is fast. 1,000%. This is fast. Yeah. That broke, right? Damn it. What the Oh, that’s bad. Sometimes you got to save your partner’s and you’re going to do that right now. Come on, Kevin. Sometimes you just got to save his ass. It’s the nature of the business. It’s what we do. Son of a gun. Put too much on it. All right. It’s okay. I put too much on it. That’s all right. You just smoked it. Yeah, that adrenaline was flowing. Yeah, it’s okay. I’m not putting the clubs back. No, but I could have used a little help and you telling me to slow the ball down. Way to be there for me. What are we shooting at one? Uh, we’re one under right now. So, we’re doing good. Okay, we’re still good. Doing good. Yep. 359 to the pin. You want to get in here. What What gets you at 300? 300 is 3wood or driver. I mean, I could go for the green. It’s probably more open if I’m being honest. I mean, let’s go for it. Okay. That’s your strong part of your game. It is. Oh, no. Should be perfect. What a shot. What a shot. Oh, where is it? Well, I’m not supposed to say anything. I got to whisper it to Kevin. Okay. Okay. Go, go, go. Whisper it to me. But I think I think I I don’t I don’t know where it went. To the left. Right. Where’d it go? Just landed right left on the hill. Bounced left on the green. Okay, we’re on the green for sure. Okay, sweet. Kevin was completely wrong. The green wasn’t up here. No, it’s okay. Hey, look. He’s doing his best. Chase, stop giving him crap. Okay, hold on, Chase. You know what, Chase? Give me a second after I do this. I want I want a little pow with you, buddy. 101. What’s your [ __ ] issue, man? Huh? Okay, I knew where it was and I was checking to see if you did. You’re the one with the zoom lens. I’m the one with the naked eyes out here. Okay, you got on glasses and the camera. Good shot. Great shot. Doom. Oh, sure. Oh, almost. Whoa. Almost. That was a lot of spin there. Almost. Holy crap. That spun like crazy. What a shot. Thank you, sir. Yes, sir. All right, we’re chipping. Yep. Right. Same thing. No chip shot, but let’s get the putter as well. Have you ever met anybody that can match your energy? My energy? No. No. Actually, actually, Virginia Hall. What about some of those boys that live stream like Kai? Kai, do they match your energy? The younger generation’s energy is above mine. Uh, little everyone else. Yeah. God damn. You got it. Hold on. I had it. I Let me make sure. God dam. I put it back. Got it. Come on. All right. Next time you forget the T, 50 push-ups. Done. Just hit it in there and get a nice little roll. Like four or five feet right of the hole. Four feet right. Okay. Be gentle though. I will. Slow down. Oh, it’s short. Oh, dang it. I didn’t hit it hard enough. It’s okay. I think you’re going to edge. Okay. Edge. Right on the edge. Right there on that edge. Yep. Get in there. Oh my god. I mean, you got to be God. That’s my fault. I hit it right online and it didn’t go in. Somebody make me a peach cobbler pie, but don’t let me have any. Anybody got any Advil Motrin? Give a goddamn headache dealing with this one. Oh no. [Laughter] Almost. [Laughter] I am not doing 50 more push-ups, bro. I am not. I swear. That was close. Unbelievably close. Nothing makes me happier than watching you walk away with the club. Nothing. All right, so it’s halftime. It’s BD’s halftime snacks. Okay. Little segment around what I eat in my snack pack. So, super healthy. What’s your favorite type of snack? Uh, not this. Um, but I I mean I would I would try one like I don’t you you like chocolate almond chocolate? No. What else is in there? There’s a fruit strip. Almond butter chip. What are you doing? What are you talking about? It’s IQ. Get some about to take a test. What are you doing? Yeah. I’m going to go with the can. No. No. No. Me. You don’t like me sick? You’re not doing jerky and talking to me with jerky on your breath for the rest of the day. That’s not happening. You’re not going to hit me with a jerky mouth. Absolutely not. What about a fruit strip? Fruit strip. Great. Okay, that’s good. Organic mango. All right, perfect. We’ll try that. You big You’re a health guy. Big health guy. I do. I’m healthy, too, but I like to eat what is it called? Oh, food. How’s that? It’s a little aggressive. So, once an episode, we’re going to make you try something new. You always eat the same goddamn snacks. Mhm. So, there’s a surprise in here for you. Mhm. There’s also a surprise in there for Kevin. Oh, no. Okay. There’s another snack box. Yes. A surprise snack. This is the mystery snack. This is a mystery snack box. Mystery snack box. Ready? Let’s do it. No, I’m not. That’s a pickle. Pickle? I’m not eating. Yeah, that look that you can eat the pickle. Can I eat what I want? You got to try the pickle, V. I got Oh my gosh. You got a knife. I’m not eating a You’re not going to have me eat a pickle. Give me a knife. Somebody’s got to get a knife. No shot. No shot. No shot. You want me? I’m just going to do it. Just get out of the way. Hey, think about what you’re doing cuz YouTube break it. There you go, man. Oh, squishy. This is what I have. Oh god, it’s all over me. Yeah, it’s good. And you got to do this real quick. Get it. Okay. I’m not eating the whole thing. That is Look, look. That’s what I ate. Look. Look. That’s what I did. Three, two, one. I’m not into pickles like that. But if I was hates pickles. Least favorite thing in the world. Really? That ain’t bad. I don’t like pickles. That ain’t bad. Can we try Doritos, man? Do you like Doritos? It was my favorite snack. Oh, on movie sets. Oh, yeah. Run through Doritos. Give me right now. Run through them. Okay. I got to get the flavor out like just like that. This is amazing. Wow. Okay. Cheers. Cheers. Love you. Have fun snack. Okay. Oh no. Yeah. Hey, come here. Bye. It’s your birthday. Oh no. We’re halfway through. So I decided to do something nice for you, man. Oh my gosh. The person I am. I got you a cake, bro. Come here. Come on. Get in there. Come here. Bring it in. Come on. Come on. There we go. No, no, no. Thank you. That’s right. You’re the best human. I made that. Listen, I want to tell everybody I’m a baker, man. I’ve been a baker my entire life. I said, “Let me make him a cake.” Thank you for that. Wow. I didn’t make that. All right, Kevin. What we got? Well, if what I’m looking at is correct or something else. What is that? Oh, that’s not the flag. But what I’m going to look at for you is the bunker. The middle bunker is 219. It says this is 300. I mean, you can pretty much bomb 300 all day. Yeah. I think you go your three wood, man. Yeah, that’s perfect. Right. Let’s go threewood and let’s bomb it. Okay. That’s a shot. Should be good there. I think there. That’s a shot. I think that’s pretty good. We’ll see. Is that what you saw? Did you see that? Yeah. See where it is? No, that’s what you saw. I didn’t see [ __ ] You didn’t see? No, that’s all you. What the are we doing, Chase? I’m just confirming for you. Okay. Giving you the credit. I know that, but I’m asking you what you saw so I can get up there and act like I saw it, too. You didn’t see. So, I’m I’m out by myself. of them on an island. That’s what you wanted. You can’t you can’t have all the credit. Balls on you. Like you’re going to sabotage me. Just say that. Just say that. Got it. I think we I definitely saw Let’s go up there and figure out. But I I saw it. I can’t believe it’s my birthday. 32, man. 32. What were you doing at 32? 32? Yeah. Come on. Things are starting to take off in my career. Mhm. Comedy career just started like reaching the next level, you know. What was your big big hit? My first big break. Mhm. um a comedy special on Shaq’s Allstar Comedy Jam. Okay. It aired on Showtime, but the special caught a bunch of attention. Yeah. Brought a bunch of notoriety and me as a stand up. Gotcha. And right after that, I dropped another comedy special. Um called Seriously Funny. Seriously funny. Look at this. That’s pretty good. That’s pretty cool. All right. So, I’m going to use Yep. The chip. Yes. Is it 60°? 60. 60. That’s how lofty our most lofty club. That’s right. Right. It’s going to stick. Sleeveless golf shirts. I’m making it a thing. Let me see here. What are you thinking? Landing it somewhere in here. Hold on. Let me see. We can get up in here. Okay. Get it up in here and then land it and let it roll out. Let it roll. Okay. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. That’s a great shot there, partner. Straight away. Yep. No need to overthink it. Nope. Very good. Easy peasy. Very good. Here we go. Very good. Good stuff. Now, very good. I got to rake it. We got to rake it. Well, I’m just going to look at it. Very easy. Making it look like everything else. Correct. Okay. That good? Um, I’ve seen better. Okay. So, like, can I help you out here? Yeah. So, the best thing to do is start from where you’re entering. Mhm. And you’ll rake from there. And you’ll rake it out. Oh, yeah. Exactly. There you go. And just smooth it out. Let’s stop and give this kid an autograph. Yes, sir. Okay. And listen, here’s a rule. When you give kids autographs, always have a message. One liner. Stay in school. Don’t do drugs. Yep. You know, something cool. What’s your go-to? Mine’s like, simple stuff. Keep it out of the bunker. Height is overrated, right? Like just stuff like that that they can relate to. Yep. Right. Makes sense. How you guys doing? Yeah, no problem. Give them a message. Just wait. That’s everybody. You got to do it individually. They need an individual message from you. All right. Well, Kevin told me to stay uh away from drugs. Number one. Kevin didn’t tell you that. This is your message to them. You’re giving an individual message so they walk away with an experience. Most important thing every day. Work as hard as you possibly can. Get 1% better a day in anything you do. All right. Make sure you get eight hours of sleep. Okay? Eight hours sleep is crucial to building up the proper like chemicals and hormones for your body. Too long. Compress it. Development. Compress. What’s your favorite subject in school? Math. Math. Can you apply it to something you love? He’s He’s not here for questions. He’s here for for for motivation and inspiration. You’re really blowing this up. Uh, okay. And then the last thing I would say for you, thank you. Too long. I mean, what did you just do? You blew it. You blew it. Look at this. Watch how fast this is. Go ahead. Look at this. Watch this. How you doing, champ? Good. Good to see you, man. Height is overrated. Watch this. Bow. All right. Stay. Love people, man. Hey, man. Treat people the way you want to be treated. You hear me? Handsome guy. Let me see your ball. All right. Bow. See that right there? What’s your name, man? One of the strongest names I’ve ever seen. Stay cool. All right, man. What’s your name? Ty. Hey, Ty. Look, you get taller and you get smarter. You hear me? Bow. You see that? I’m out. Look at that. Look at that. Yeah. Out. That’s what it is. All right. Do me a favor, guys. Tell everybody I was taller in person. See you guys later. Let’s see. Uh, what do you want me to do? What do you want me to I mean, this is a driver. This is the big boy. Wait. Okay. I want it. I want it like in here. Why? That’s driver then. Yeah. Then let’s go driver. Like I want I want this area here. All right. Got it. All right. Let’s go driver. Oh my god. That’s too far right. That’s too far right. I think get left. I think you might be okay. This is not how you do it up. This isn’t It’s okay. It’s not pretty, but it works. It’s okay. 117. 117. 117. What are you thinking? Uh 55. Yep. 55. 55 is 120. Oh, left ball. Short. It’s bad. Overshot it. It’s okay. Hello. You’re going to do it. I think you’re going to give me one more. I feel like you’re going to give me one more. No. You know what? It’s midnight somewhere. Okay. It’s your birthday. It is. It’s It’s your birthday. And where I’m coming from, the way I golf, you drink while you golf. So, we’re doing a birthday shot. Birthday shot. That’s all it is, man. Sure. Birthday shot. We’re not trying to get [ __ ] face, but this is a celebration. 32 years. That’s right. 32 is a big number, man. That is a big number. That’s a big number. reverse Michael Jordan, you know. Yeah. Everything starts to happen after after 32 to 35 starts getting interesting. It’s where life starts coming fast. This is kind of contradictory to what Kevin said before. It’s his birthday. He said if you were going to drink. God damn it. Like seriously, man. What the is your deal here? Like Like I said, it’s it’s obviously an occasion. Yeah. So you said I said but you got to take like seven or eight shots. Okay. You know what, Chase? That’s honestly seriously honestly seriously birthdays come a dime a dozen but spending birthdays with cool ass people well that doesn’t come often when it’s outside your friend group. Cheers to making a new friend. New friend new friend and great health and great health. Yes. Got to keep going now. Give me a second. Yeah. Yeah. I’ll bring the I’ll bring the club. Can I bring the club so I don’t do 50? I’ll take them with me. But I need I need to really analyze this. Okay. 60. I need get 60 ahead. I’m good with either by the way. It’s a long putt. So, what you think is right? I say we putt. Okay. We can go in this area here. This is my favorite part of every putt. He just walks right down the line perfectly showing it to me. I think we’re in a great place. That’s I love it, dude. I think we’re in a great place, right? Yep. I love it. I think we’re going uphill, so you got to put a little on it. Just Just a little bit. Yeah. Okay. Hit it. Well, I said put a little on it. Oh my gosh, Bryson. Not that. That’s my fault. Let’s just talk about Let’s just talk about a little I don’t know. Let’s call it comprehension. Like you didn’t put anything on. Nope. I I was an idiot there. I mean, that was pretty [ __ ] embarrassing, man. Yep. Don’t worry, I’ll make this plot. Come on, help me. Can you edit that out? Huh? Do you want to edit it out? No. Should your fans see that? They’ve seen a lot worse. It’s going left to right. I’m stay right here. Second. Wait a second. Yeah, you’re still in my area. No. No. Son of a gun. Oh, that’s horrible. All right. Well, what did I learn today? Everybody can’t drink. Everybody cannot drink. That hole just went to [ __ ] And then at this point, he’s up my score. Let me take a second to myself just to calm down because I shouldn’t take this out on him, right? Mistakes happen so that you can correct them. To every problem, there’s a solution. What’s my problem? Him. What’s the solution? Talking to him calmly. I hear you. Talking to him calmly. It’s like [ __ ] up my score. It’s crazy. It’s my bad. Where do we finish at on that hole? Bogey. Where are we supposed to finish? Birdie. Let me write it down. You like leaving birdies on the table? No. Does that make you feel good? No, it doesn’t make me feel good. I feel like crap. You know what you call a blown birdie? A dead birdie. A dead birdie. That’s a [ __ ] dead bird. Might as well take a goddamn gun and shoot a bird out the sky cuz that’s the we just did. This is sweet. Par five. It’s a par five. This is a great golf course. It is. All right. We’re bombing here. Yeah, I agree. We’re bombing. Okay. And it’s like straight. Yep. You’re going straight down the middle on this one. You like the driver? Yeah, I like the driver. Okay. What you say your max is with that driver? 330. It’s perfect. That’s more like it. That’s a shot. That’s more like it. Bryson, now that you got to stop being a [ __ ] That’s what you got to stop. By the way, can I ask you a question? Who the [ __ ] has he been all day? Who is that guy? Cuz that’s my first time meeting him. How you doing? Yeah. Yeah. I’m John. My name is Paper View, aka Little Foot the Caddy. I’m John. Yeah. Well, John, that’s who I want to golf with. Okay. That’s who I want to caddy for. John’s here. Not Little John. 50 push-ups, buddy. When you get a chance. I almost did it. 50 push-ups, buddy. When you get a chance. When you get a chance. When you get a chance. Eric. Come on. One, two, three, four, five, 20. One, two, three, four, five, 40. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 50 I don’t know where you are, buddy, but I’m done. And if you wouldn’t put the club in there by yourself, you wouldn’t be [ __ ] doing this. God damn it. You think I want to make you do push-ups? You think it makes me feel good? Nope. Cuz it doesn’t. It doesn’t. A hard head makes a soft ass. Come on. Thank you. Get your [ __ ] Nobody’s got sympathy for you. Hey, get your arms together and cut it out. It is what it is. Yep. You don’t make the mistake, you don’t do push-ups. It’s that simple. 220. 220. That’s with the flag. 220. Okay. What do you do with your with your seven again? Seven’s 215. 215. Let’s go. Seven. Okay. Oh my gosh. Get up. Get left. Are we on? Just over. Just over it a little bit. It’s not bad, though. I’ll take it. Just a little left. You think, Kevin? I think you should go left because you’re going down. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I agree. All right. That’s a shot. That’s a shot. Go. Why did it stop? Wow. Fudge. It looked like a great shot. That looked like a great shot, too. Didn’t roll out like I thought. Yeah, I like that. Right in there. Is it a little too far out? Uh, in a little. You want it more? A little. A little left. Yep. There. Yep. Okay. Get in there. Get in there. Break it. Break it. Jeez. That was a good putt, too. God damn it. That was a great putt. I don’t know, man. But I But there you’re not getting a lot from me. It’s okay. You don’t get You don’t get a lot of flack for me or lip from me on that one. You know, a lot of unexpected terrain and difficulty. It happens. We got 200. What’s your What’s with your eight? Yeah, eight’s 205. Perfect. Let’s go eight. Yep. My my common sense and ability to process the game at the highest level is actually bar n pretty impressive. I’ll smack that [ __ ] in the hole from here. I’ll smack No, I would use my [ __ ] for me. Draw. Come on, draw. I’m not drawing the ball right now. Far right. Far right. That’s good distance though. Just a little right. Son of a gun. Let’s see what you got now. This is a par three caddy special here. We’re getting a a driver from Get my glove for my grip. It’s a driver on a par three, huh? I don’t need it. They want to give it to me because they don’t know how hard I’m going to smash this ball. I told you I should do it with Looks like you need it cuz you’re I don’t need it. Yeah. I’ll tell you what. Give me my Give me my eight. No, my seven driver to seven. I’m going to go seven here. Hit one driver first. Let’s see the driver. All right. Let’s see it. Okay. Just remember I told you guys. Let’s make sure you aim first. Oh, let’s get the seven. I think the seven will be better. I told you. I sure hope the seven’s better. Now we’re talking. This is where This is my This is where I’m at in my game right now. Okay. Don’t be uh afraid. Be aggressive, too. Oh, I’m going be aggressive. That’s right. So close. Last one. Last one. One more. One more. Chase, lose your attitude. All right. And the level of judgment that you have is honestly ridiculous. It’s his eyes. It’s the eyes. No, just see what he’s doing. Every time I look bad, he’s got these beady little eyes looking at me full of judgment. It’s like, you know what, Chase? I’m going to smack this out the park just for you. I’m going to show you the difference between me and the rest of the world. I respond to pressure. That’s why they call me box office banger. No pressure. Here we go. Yeah, I was smoked. Wow. It’s a little left. That’s some power. All right. So, that’s that’s pressure one. Kevin Hart, how will you yourself, Chase? Jesus Christ, man. You want a little chip shot here? I mean, I think this is not a putt cuz we’re dealing with so much of the grass here. So, why don’t we chip? I like it. Why don’t we chip? I should stand by the hole and move the flag because I feel like this could possibly one tend it. I am. This is a possible hole in one. Get in the hole. Son of a gun. We’re even right now. Dang. Even par still. Come on. I got to get to three or four under. We can do it with anything. What you’re doing is is amping up and ramping up the cool side of golf. Golf needs to get cooler. That’s right. That’s the only reason why I’m doing it. It’s fun, too, by the way, being out in nature. But it needs to be cool. Yeah, golf is cool because the right people do it, but the right people don’t voice it. That’s right. All right. So, be the cool factor. Yep. That you know what? That’s my job. My job is to help you with the cool. You know what nobody does in golf? Nobody smashes the ball and grabs they after. Bow. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That’s what the I’m on. I love it. Right. Like that. Like that right there. Hit that [ __ ] Bow. That’s what the I do. Like like that thing there or like after you hit that B. So what do you think I should do? You need a thing, man. Okay, we got Everybody does this. Everybody takes the club. Everybody does it. Twirl. Yeah. To twirl the club. Look at me. I did what everybody else does. There it is in my hole. [ __ ] that, man. Take your club, swing that [ __ ] around, put it around your back cuz I’m carrying you, [ __ ] You see what I’m saying? 100%. Smack after you smack that. Woo. Uh-huh. Nature boy. Yeah, cuz you in nature. Uhhuh. Nature boy. I love it. We got to come up with something. I get these all day. Kevin, I we need to come up with something. You need I will have I will crack the co after this shot. All right. What are we hitting? This is a long one. Yeah, but it’s downwind. I get a driver. Yeah. 393 straight. Yeah, but I get all day driver. By the way, when you say that, what are you hitting with my damn driver? Watch me. Just hit the ball. Watch what I do after. Fly. Hold on. Wings land television. I just gave you TV pay-per-view. And then come on. Right here. Right here. See, nobody does that. Nobody does that. Like one up top and then at the bottom. Look. Ah. Yeah. You see? Look at that. That was it. Nobody does that. Nobody’s active with their caddy. Nobody. I almost did it. Yeah. But look, you amped up. That’s right. How amped up you are now. That’s golf. Yeah. Now we’re golf. Next level. You want to be one of the biggest [ __ ] faces in the sport. Not only show your face, but have a voice and mannerisms that’s so far different from everybody else. It’s so buttoned up. They have to listen to you. It’s perfect. This is perfect. It’s so buttoned up. The world want to see authentic. Mhm. They want it. They want it. They need it. By the way, by the way, I can eyeball this. Uh, this is about 85. 85 to 95. Crazy. 85 to 95. I mean, normally I’m really amped up for a video up. This guy’s a whole another level. 100. 100. 100. What do you want now? I just said 101. Uh, we’re going with your your 55. Okay. That’s a 120 shot, but I can halfway hit. No, no, no. What’s the one under? So 50. 60. Wait. We’re going up. We’re going up, not down. 60 is 105 100. Take a little off of it. Yep. Great shot. Get down. Get down. Oh, it’s pretty good. Oh, it’s a good shot there. Oh, great shot. I’ll fix that. Thanks, bro. Mhm. Thanks, bro. By the way, you don’t say pretty good. When you hit a shot like that, as expected. As expected. What else do you expect me to do? Look at what I’m looking at right here. See this? It gets hill right in here. Right. Yeah. I like that. Then it falls in. Yeah. Right in there. It’s perfect. But you remember you got to put a little more on it. Yep. Just up the hill. Didn’t as expected cuz you’re going up a little hill. Yep. Ah. All right. Finish this off. Putting on you. Easy. Easy. See, that’s it. Yeah. See, I did that. Putting on you. Talk. Talk. Banter. If I said that, I’d be banned from everything. No. No. You wouldn’t. You wouldn’t. They can’t ban you. They can’t ban you out the gate. You know what? You can’t ban ratings. Eyeballs. You know what the sport needs? Eyeballs. That’s right. If you bring the eyeballs, you know what? You are responsible for progression. Don’t talk to me about the business of media because I know it too well. He’s like the modern day Gandhi for golf. This is it right here. Far five. High five. Sick. Straight, but you’re drawing a little bit. Yeah. 34. Oh, we just go straight over the bunker. It’s perfect. Straight over the bunker, right? Yeah. Exactly. Driver, huh? Like Like it driver. Yep. God damn. Holy cow. Should be good there. Bryson, yell at it. Come on ball. Let’s go. Oh, that’s I mean that’s a Huh. better. He just bombed that like a bowl of Bolognese. See what I’m saying? Like if I if I hit that [ __ ] right? When I start to hit a ball like that, after hitting a ball like that, seeing it fly, you you you walk behind it, right? You walk behind it. Okay, I’m going to try that on the next hole. It’s just It’s so tough. It’s so aggressive. You come through. Wow. Now, bow. It’s gone. And you walk behind it. Back back spread. Arms out. Then you turn around. All right. Hold on. What do we got? 205. Okay. No, wait, wait, wait. It’s short. 158. Okay. 158. 158. Perfect. We got to go with your 45. That’s right. 160 is 45. 45 in your face, Chase. In your face. That’s exactly what you did. You’re on the green. How’s that work? I mean, like, what are you talking about? Lat spread, by the way. Lat walk. Who is this guy? Does anybody know who this guy is? Have you seen this guy? You got to knock this in for eagle. Yeah, I’m not saying anything crazy. Pretty straight. I would try to go corner. Which corner? Right or left corner? Corner here. Corner right like right center. Yeah. I go corner because you’re coming over a little hill. Love it. [Music] Good shot. No. Broke left. Your putter. You want to try? Yes. Yes. I need your help here. Let’s get this putter. Come on. I can for sure do this one. This where you make your mark. This is where you save the score. I’m going to save the score right now. This for eagle, right? Yeah. Yeah. I’m going to save it. Walk it in like a boss. Come on. Focus. Just a little uphill. Nothing crazy. Come on. Oh my god. Oh. Oh my god. That was a good roll, man. I understand it. I understand putting. All right, birdie. That’s one under. That thing broke really hard, dude. That was a good roll, though. Lined up good. It was a good roll. Hey, you saved me a shot. That’s pretty impressive, by the way. Give me your Give me your Yeah. I’m not putting that in there. I don’t want 50 push-ups again, dude. All right. So, we picked driver. So, we just left the bunker, I’m thinking. All right. You got to yell something. Soon as you hit it. Right in the face. Perfect. That was perfect there. God, that’s pretty good, right? That’s pretty good. Right at it. Okay, cool. I mean, so you just then you just walk like this, right? Yeah. Little Well, not like your Clint Eastwood, like a little more natural. All right. Right. Just like Yeah. Like what I do is kind of It’s kind of the [ __ ] all the time. I can’t wait to go to one of your one of your tournaments. You hear me since you hit it. That’s what’s up. Yeah. Yeah. [ __ ] them. All of them. I’m sorry, sir. You got to get off. Get your hands off me. All you hear from me outside. Get your [ __ ] hands off me. Get your god. Don’t you touch me. I’m with him. Get off me. You think 60? Yep. That’s awful caddying. Well, well, you got to know that’s up there. That is your fault, Kevin. Well, actually, you know, there was no mentions of a creek at all. There was nothing that was said, “Hey, Kevin, just you should let him know X, Y, and Z.” And if I had have been made aware, I would have made him aware because that’s my job. But it’s not it’s not a big problem. It’s it’s an easy problem to overcome. All right, how far we got here. The bush now, mother. Nice little draw in there off of this stuff. [Music] Sit down. That should spin. I mean, we’re going right to left. That’s right. This is really impressive. But it it I think that this is going to probably be a little faster because you’re you’re going downhill. Yes. Right. Right in here is where you’re getting like a little break in here like Yep. Right. That’s perfect. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on, dude. That another bird. Uh, no. It’s a par4. So, it’s a it’s a par. He’s been with me for four years and doesn’t know what a par is yet. Jesus Christ. Chase, do me a favor. I want you to go find a nearest trash can and I want you to get in it. I want you to [ __ ] get in it. How far you got? 196. Let’s go. Eight. Just take a little off it. Okay. Eight iron. Got to go birdie. Birdie here. Come on. Go for Kev. Go for Kev. Be right. Jesus Christ. Be right. Go. Just a little. Go. Go in. Go in. Oh my gosh. I mean, what the Jesus Christ? Smack this. That’s right. Come on. I just want to see you stripe. That’s all I want to do. It’s all I want to [ __ ] do. I just want to keep with it. Be an athlete. Oh, just a little behind it. That’s so close. One more. One more. One more. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. There you go. A little draw. That was a good draw. That was pretty solid. I’ll take that. Okay, that’s right. I’ll take that. Come on, pay-per-view. Let’s see. Uh, you’re going from left to right. Yeah. I like I like this. Right. Just outside. Right in here. All right. Like you just Yeah. Yeah. I feel like right in here. Okay. Perfect. 18 ft up the hill. Good shot. Good shot. Let’s go, baby. Good shot. That’s a bird. Let’s go. That’s a birdie. Great shot. Thank you. 200. Great shot. Good stuff. I mean, really good shot. It’s how we do it here. Strong. Three. Is it 22 to the water? There’s water up there on the right. on the right. A 322 to the water. What are you thinking? Why don’t you go three? Okay. So that we don’t have a casualty. Yep. All right. Let’s go three. Done a great job catting for me today. It’s been awesome. We’re setting the bar pretty high. We are. It’s going to be tough to beat. Have a good season, but mentally I feel like the whole season goes to [ __ ] after this episode. Yep. It’s pretty hard to follow it. All right. Right down the middle, huh, partner? Right down the goddamn middle. Wait, squirrel. Where? It’s right there. Oh, there he is. Yeah, I got a thing with squirrels, man. You don’t like them? Get the out of here, man. Money. There we go. Oh, you got some people walking there. It’s perfect. There you go. Right there. Wow. Is that how you do it, by the way? I mean, is that how you walk? Dude, you you hit such a flush amazing golf ball. Get out of here, squirrel. You son of one last question. Okay, you have the opportunity to ask any question you want for the next guest. It’s the first question I have to ask to that uh celebrity guest. Okay. What would you do to amplify the sport of golf? What would you do to amplify the sport of golf? All right. Sick. That’s a good question. I like that question. Sport of golf. All right. Last hole, 200 under par. Need to get it to three under. Let’s see what Kevin has for us. 145. 145 downwind. Two did you bring? I got 50, which goes 140. I think that’s Let’s go 50. Yep. Let’s go. Perfect. Right at it. [Music] All right. Monster. Good shot there. Monster. Good shot. Wow. PGA clap. There’s the clap. There’s the Come on, Kevin. Let’s get the three under. By the way, three under is amazing. It’s pretty solid. Where is it? Oh, yeah. Great shot. That was a shot. Let’s go. Let’s go. Now I just got to finish it off. Finish. That’s the one you yell about. That is the one, but you know, right here. I’ll have Kevin do it in the cover. There’s like a little a little teeny break in there. Yeah, I think it goes left. Yeah. I mean, what are you seeing? But I’m seeing like Yeah, I see. That’s perfect. And it breaks in. Yep. Yeah. Flows over. 11 ft. Knocking this in for you, partner. Let’s get down. End it with a good Yep. Let’s go, baby. Yeah. Let’s go. Three under. That’s how you finish off Caddy Talk episode one, baby. Three under, man. Let’s go. Good stuff. Happy birthday, man. Thank you, dude. Happy birthday. Three under. What an amazing day. Um, great job. Not only catting, but honestly just getting a download of so much in golf about golf, but doing it with fun, with personality, man. That’s right. This is a good time. Now it’s time to go fix your swing. Yeah, let’s go. Let’s go. Yeah, let’s fix it. Not I mean, there’s not a lot to do. I think Caddy rating I’m going to go with I’m going to be hard. Now, this is like considering what Jibo does is it gets professional. I would have to say you’re a probably 82. 82. That’s really good. I’ll take it. Yeah, I’ll take it by. I was proficient. You can caddy me. Yeah, I can take anytime you want. Okay. [Music]

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